The Garth Brooks situation is very similar to how every time being
in a restaurant sounds like
"I'll have this..no, I won't have this, or.. yeah I'll deffo have it, maybe I'll have some of it - actually I'll have all of it, if I can't have all of it I don't any of it, NO WAIT I won't have anything,or maybe some but then again... "
This was posted in 2008 (but discussed waaaay before that many a times).
Glad to know I've always been an angry one;
old favourite - The 3 rules of life
This has been posted before but is well worth repeating!
The 3 rules of life
Now, due to circumstances I haven't found a convinient time before to write down the 3 most important rules of life. The way of being. Now many drunken night Jakob and I have discussed this and I just wanted it written down in words. Here it is:
1. Never appriciate the small things in life. Kind of says itselves doesn't it? You know people who go "ah I appricitate small things in life? What the fuck? I want big, noisy, fast things. If you're gonna party you might aswell dance on the tables right? If you want a calm evening, fine but then better make it brilliant. Cause it'll still be memoriable unless you're one of the people that "appriciates the small things in life." Wankers.
2. Never hang around people that are cool and nice "once you get to know them". And who could be bothered to hang around with dull people til once they open up? How long is that gonna take? A year? He's not a bit shy, he's irrelevant.
3. Never talk to anybody for longer then 5 minutes at parties Because you'll leave a hell of an impression on the person you're talking to (unless you're a person that appriciates the small things in life or are fun once they get to know you). Also if the person is boring, its exactly long enough for you to entertain them and yourself (cause at the end of the day you're pretty fucking funny).